Welcome to the bookstore!

Yes, it’s called “Hasan Fantasy Shop.” Yes, that’s an unfortunate name. Let’s just try to be adults about this.

Now, close your eyes and imagine me behind a counter, in front of the bookshelves. See it?

“How can I help you today?” Hear it?

Buying books is less weird in person, I get it, but since you’re here, take a look around.

Groan “I need a raise.”

Sorry, just trying to make this as authentic a book-buying experience for you as possible. Carry on.